Nintenfreak

I really try to do stuff I swear.  Hopefully I'll be able to be more productive soon.  I can't say why because I don't want some people knowing, but I assure you it's 100% legal.

Okay so we're at something of a climax in the story now, which for those of you who don't know, has something to do with sex, I'm not entirely certain.  At any rate, I don't care about spoilers so if you haven't made it this far, don't read.

1. Information from earlier chapters, like in the 20s, will become pertinent.  Quirrell says around here that you will one day be required to solve a problem, and the answer will be something you overheard someone say at some point years ago.  Well that's going to come up.

2. Harry knows a dark secret about either Lucius and Fudge and will reveal it.

3. Harry will probably do something that isn't expected.  A bit of magic that no one/people his age can't do.

3a. It'll be related to his little experiment with the violet light from acorns thing.  In that this fundamental principle of magic will allow him to do something else he's figured out in advance.

4. The consequences will cause the status quo to shift dramatically.  Maybe Quirrell will make his move?  It's near the end of the semester, after all.

5. Harry will destroy the dementor, letting that little secret out.

7. Harry's plan won't be entirely successful.  Which isn't to say Hermoine won't escape, but Harry will fail to account for something important that will make the execution fail.

8. Harry will tell everyone how to cast a true patronus, so that everyone present will become unable to cast a patronus, causing the Dementor to just attack randomly.

I'll grade these on a 0, ¼, ½, ¾, 1 scale where anything I get right will be rounded to the nearest fourth.  Why don't I just use a four point system?  Because fuck whole numbers, that's why.  A perfect score would be 8/8.  The closer I get to that, the better I was at predicting the events.  Feel free to grade me yourself if you think I'm biased towards myself, this is totally unscientific.

Yes, the rumors that Tobias Barrett is criminally insane are totally and utterly false.  It is not true that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, obsessive compulsive disorder, depression, pathological gambling, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, domestic violence disorder, kleptomania, pyromania, pathological gambling, and trichotillomania.  

It is additionally untrue that he was arrested for committing various crimes ranging from petty theft, to rape, to a triple homicide.  There is absolutely no evidence that he did any of these things, and even if he did, they haven't convicted him about it.

So, whatever you do, do not alert authorities that Toby might be a danger to himself and others.

Thank You.

Right, so if you're reading this, chances are I directed you here.  If you happen to be Toby, stop out self loathing me--it's embarrassing.

So Toby has become angry, appropriately, at the Deviant Art Administration.  And who can blame him?  They're a bunch of jerks who shoot first, ask questions later, and curse us with nearly unusable layouts.  Long story short, they pissed him off after banning a friend of his for being picked on.  If you want to do something about it, check out , see what you can find, and raise hell about it.

Also, he took it down, because he didn't feel like his skills were appreciated.  That's true enough.  While professional publishers are hard to please, whining 15 year olds are even harder.

If anyone needs his art, I have backups, and I'll probably rapidshare them tomorrow.  However, I'm not going to post it, I'll only send the link to friends of Toby's.  A Toby's Friend Discount Card is also required.